About

GREETINGS FRIEND

I’m a final year journalism student whose belatedly realised that I have access to the internet… and so must many others.

For potential employers: I’m clean and neat and nice to animals. Also I will bribe you. If you want. If not… well… I’ll still be neat and clean and kind to animals.

For everyone else… I rant, I write sometimes factual things, but mostly I’m big with the ranting.